HOMEPAGE LIBRARY

Let the spirit of adventure set the tone…

Karma sighed. Her class was super boring. Why was the complete history of sandpaper even a class?
I want to go on an adventure or something, she thought.

Suddenly a hot Polish dude appeared on the teacher’s desk.
“YO YO YO!” he screamed. “I’m going to take the obvious main character on an adventure!!!!” The main character was obviously Karma, because of her naturally-anime-cotton-candy-colored hair.

The hot polish guy came up to Karma. “Name’s Todd!” he said.
“Uhh.. hi.” said Karma.
“I know who you are!” he said. “Youre Karma Komodachi! Not like that japanese wii game!”
“How do you-”
“You are the one the prophecy spoke of!” said Todd. “Now you must join my legion and save our homeworld from Hooga-blooga and Taiquondisha!”
Todd said a spell to make a portal appear.
“Kaioken times ten!” He pulled Karma through the portal.
“Meet my legion!” Todd said. Standing in front of Karma were the three people.
“This is Mavis, the emo tsundere with phsycic powers who always wears a hood” said Todd. “And the short one is Celko, the super hyper insane one! And the other guy… he’s just weird.”
“Uhh… Hi?” said Karma
“Aight, let’s get you some new threads!” Todd zapped Karma with his finger. She got a cool anime outfit.
“Here now you get a sword!” said Mavis. She used her powers to make a giant sword appear.
“Alright! Now time to go save Jogalobalandia from the evil lord Hooga Blooga!!” said Todd. “CARROT SQUAD! GOOOO!!!!!!!!!”
“Carrot Squad?” asked Karma.
“You can thank me for that I suppose… long story.” said Mavis.
“Why dont we think of a better name first?” said Karma. “Like uh…”
“The evil exterminators!” yelled celko. “Cause we exterminate evil!”
“That sounds like a group of sinister people who kill bugs.” said Mavis.
“Spork squad!”
“I LOVE IT!” said Todd.
“No!” said Karma. “How about… Platinum League?”
“That doesnt sound stupid.” said Mavis.
“Yeah actually that’s better than any of us could think of.” said Todd.
“So wait how old are you all?”
“Im 16,” said Mavis. “So are you, I can read minds.”
“Im 15,” said Celko.
“Really?” said Karma, literally having to look down at him. Celko scowled.
“Im 12!” said Todd.
“Dang, youre younger than all of us and you’re the leader?”
“YOU GOT A PROM WITH THAT?! HUH?!!” he screamed.
“No, no no! Heh…”
They looked at the weird guy
“EONS AND EONS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING” said the weird guy. “I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH BUT CURSE THIS FOUL FORM I AM UNABLE TO-”
Todd sucked him up into a vaccuum cleaner and threw it into a random dumpster. Then the dumpster exploded.
“Alright, let’s begin our quest!” said Todd. He pulled out a piece of paper and read from it.

THE PROPHECY
A Polish preteen will get bad karma
A band of 4 will go to a farm-a
They will eat hamburgers and fries
Hopefully no one dies
They will swim through a lake made of rainbow tylenol
Then ride down a waterfall
Then they will get to the castle
And their doom lies in a tassel

Then they’ll defeat the bad guys

“WHat kind of prophecy was that?” said Karma.
“I have inside source.” said Todd.
“From who?” asked Mavis.
“A drug dealer. Now COME ON LETS GO!”
“I call shotgun!” said elko.

Mavis drove them to a farmers market.
“This is the closest were getting to a farm.” said said.
“Fine by me!” Todd jumped out of the backseat.
“Ooh look a burger shop.” said Celko. There was, in fact, a burger shop right next to the market.
So they all got burgers and fries and stuff.
But then Todd started choking on a dry.
“AACKHKCCAH” he choked.
“DONT WORRY I KNOW HEIMLICH!!” yelled Celko. But since he was so short compared to Todd, it looked really strange.
So then Celko dropped Todd on the ground and the force of the drop knocked the fry out and it probably landed on some other guys head.
“Okay so looks like we’re done here…” said Mavis.
“Dont we have to go to a rainbow lake or something?” said Karma.
“Yes, the lake of rainbow tylenol” said Celko.
“Todd, can you make a portal? Someone blew up our car.” said Mavis. “Todd?”
Todd was still recovering from his near death experience with the french fry.
Mavis groaned.
“Nevermind I can just teleport us.”
Mavis used her powers to take them to the rainbow tylenol lake.
There they found two other girls. One had long teal hair and a top hat. The other hand super crazy blonde hair and was really tall.
The four walked up to them
“Hi” said Todd.
“Sup” said the one with teal. “What are you guys doin’ here?”
“Uh the prophecy from the drug dealer told us to swim through here”
“Oh. Were extracting the poison to defeat the evil lord hooga blooga.” said the blonde one.
“We’re trying to defeat him/her too! Said Todd. “We should be friends!”
“SURE” said the teal one. “I’m Matilda!”
“Haven” said the blonde girl.
“Im Todd!” he said. “This is Mavis, Karma, and Celko! We’re the platinum league!”
“Why are you called the platinum league?” asked Haven
“CAUSE IT SOUNDS COOL” said Celko.
“At least it’s not carrot squad like it used to be.” said Karma
“Can we join?” asked Matilda
“Sure!!” said Todd.
“YAY!” said Matilda.
“Wait wheres Celko?” said Mavis
“Uhh…” said Haven. She pointed into the rainbow tylenol lake. Celko was swimming around in it.
“CELKO THATS POISONOUS!” yelled Haven
“But the drug dealers prophecy told us to!” he yelled back. Then out of nowhere, he got tall. Like really tall. Then he started morphing into a gross rainbow tylenol monster.
Mavis groaned.
“Celko you idiot!” she used her powers to turn him back and put him on the shore.
“Okay now we have to ride down a waterfall” said Karma
“Hey why are we following a drug dealers prophecy?” asked Mavis. “Like its probably not even real-”
“Aight let’s go!” said Todd. “Oh look a boat right by the rainbow tylenol waterfall!”
They all got in the boat. The boat slowly floated downstream. Then they got to the waterfall which was exactly 90 degrees. They all screamed except for matilda and todd- they were having a blast.
Then the waterfall ended.
The boat landed at rock bottom. Literally.
There was also a very narrow path over a pit to the underworld the path led to a castle that looked like this [picture of really bad castle]
“The Hoogablooga Palace!” gasped celko
“We have to find a tassel” said Mavis
“Mkay let’s go” said Haven
Inside they found a long rug with only one tassel.
Also it was oddly mishappen
Todd poked the tassel. All of a sudden they were sucked into a vortex and found themselves at the feet of the throne of
LORD HOOGABLOOGA!!!!!!
And his/her evil sidekick Taiquondisha!
“AHAHAHAHA” said Hooga Blooga. “You will not defeat me”
“Um actually” said Todd “The drug dealers prophecy begs to differ So get dunked on!”
Then they all attacked
Hooga beluga and Taiquondisha and they blew up.
“Hahahaha” said Todd. “We have won Lets go home now”
Mavis teleported them back to the base.
Todd sat down on the couch
“Haven Matilda this is the Platinum League’s base!” he said. “Make yourselves at home”
“Okay!” said Matilda. SHe flopped over on the other end of the couch.
SUDDENLY THE DRUG DEALER ApPEARED!!!!
“OOOH” said Matilda “Whos this gay guy becaues he play fortnite”
“Oh, this?” said Todd. “This is Alan the prophet that gave me that thing!”
“Sup” said Alan. “I have returned with another prophecy!”
They all gasped except for karma who was still extremely confused
Alan coughed and started to recite it

The scary number divided by one hundred eleven
Will visit the grave of Sir John Evans
Then they’ll leave like normal people
And probably run into a steeple

"Alright team! Are we ready to-" started Todd enthusiastically.
"NOPE." said Karma. "THIS ACID TRIP HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH I AM DONE. THE END"