HOMEPAGE LIBRARY

I should have gone hunting dang it. I am a HORRIBLE gatherer. Emphasis or horrible. Here is an example:
Person(I think her name was Jasmine): STOP DONT TOUCH THAT!
Me: wait, why not?
Jasmine: *facepalm* its poison ivy
Me: wait... but doesnt poison ivy have seven leaves or something?
Jasmine: three leaves. poison ivy has three leaves.
Me: oh.... oops
As you can, see I'm hopeless.
(Liza's comment: You think?)
HEY THATS NOT NICE
oh well its true!
And you cant hide from the truth!
Or Jasmines constant blubbering of useless topics. Like cute boys and how we all suck at gathering. Which is true. For one of us.
"Riley is like so hot. I'm going to ask him out tomorrow. He can't hide from this body!" Jasmine starts to talk again. Wow the more I stay with this girl the more I hate her. "Umm you know Riley's right there," says a boy. "Oh perfect! Hey Ri Ri! Wanna go out with me?" asks Jasmine. "Why are you still in this clan?" says who must have been Riley. "You know you can't hide from-" starts Jasmine. "the truth." I butt in. "What?" asks Jasmine. "You can't hide from the truth. And the truth is that if I wanted to commit suicide I'd climb to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ." I say. "Excuse me?" says Jasmine, clearly offended. "Yeah. If I were your mirror, I'd commit suicide," I say. "Why because you can't live with how ugly you are?" asks Jasmine. "If I'm ugly I don't even want to know what you are. " I respond. "Oh so it's a duel you want!?" yells Jasmine. "So that's how you guys settle conflict. I like it." I say. Jasmine takes out a rapier. "I don't have a sword." I say. "Or that's so sad, I guess I get an automatic-" starts Jasmine but is interrupted by Riley. "I have a katana," he says.

"Ok, a fight to the surrender!" announces Jasmine. "Fine with me," I say. "Ready?" she says. "What? Did your dress get another wrinkle on it?" I ask. "DUEL!" she yells quickly. Heh. I have the advantage here. She doesn't know but when I was 12 I was the winner for the youth fencing tournament! Sadly, I think Jasmine might have been too.

The fight had gone on for about a nice 15 minuets after that and Jasmine had cornered me. I as still fighting back of course trying to throw her rapier out of her hand. She was pretty good for a girl in a fluffy pink dress. She had pushed me onto a tree but I rolled away. She had been trying to get her sword out of the tree bark. I took the opening and lunged at her. She stopped trying to yank her sword out and moved out of my way. I got blown forwards into the dirt. Jasmine had gotten her sword out when I sat up. The world was spinning. I felt my hand throbbing. I felt blood tricking down my arm. I saw Jasmine about to murder me on the spot. I quickly rolled out of her way. She had landed safely on the dirt. I started sprinting to where I had dropped my katana. Jasmine chased after me. Limping vs Running. There was not guarantee I would make it out alive…