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"Fricking, frick, fricked, frickity..." As Spoon trudged down the street, he continued to mutter every form of the word 'frick' he could thing of. Then suddenly he tripped on the sidewalk. "FRICK MY LIFE!!!" he screeched. He pushed himself off the ground, not really injured.
Before him stood another guy wearing all grey.
"JHHHEEEEEEEEEEEeeehhh... hehhhh... hi." Spoon half yelped-half spoke, falling again. When he stood up, he realized he literally had to look up to talk to him.
"Hi." the BOI said, looking at him blankly. After an awkward silence of the two staring at each other, Spoon spoke.
"What are you doing?"
He shrugged.
"Welp that's nice. I'm Spoon. Let's be aquaintences because I have no friends."
"Ebony," he said.
"Great. So, uhh, I kinda ditched my old soldiers-"
"Soldiers?"
"Yeah, I'm cool enough to have my very own armed force."
"You don't look old enough to be in the army."
"FRICK YOU T19091HUITIU8|100901101110-"
Ebony held his hands up.
Spoon scowled. "As I was saying, I ditched my old soldiers because they were losers, so do you wanna join?"
Ebony shook his head.
Spoon scowled for the twentieth time that day. "Whatever. Do you know how to get rid of evil enthusiastic ghost people?"
"Yes, actually."
"OH THAT'S GREAT!!" yelled Spoon. "COME ON!!" (this will cause some shipping) Spoon grabbed his hand and started dragging him. Well not really. Spoon was too small to lift anything heavier than a toaster.
Ebony sighed. Suddenly a portal appeared under them. Spoon screamed like a little girl again, while Ebony... didn't.
A second later, they were in Hollywood studios. Spoon was clinging to Ebony's leg. Ebony whacked him on the head.
"OW-Oh, I'm not dead." Spoon stood up. "Now, first order of buisn-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" he screamed as JOJO SIWA walked right towards them.
"Hey, dudes!!!" she screamed at them really obnoxiously.
"EBONY SAVE ME!!!!" screeched Spoon, hiding behind him. 'SHE'S CREEPY!!!"
Ebony opened a portal to certain death under her.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!" she screeched.
The portal closed. Spoon randomly started coughing. "EEHHHHBuhhdebUHHshuuuuuuuu" he coughed. "yeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE"
"Ebudebushu?"
"Ebudebushu."
Ebony stared at him for a minute. "You are really weird," he muttered, grabbing Spoon by the wrist. "Come on."
They walked around aimlessly, Spoon laughing like a weirdo and Ebony wanting to leave. But alas. They had teleported into an alternate universe from their own where there was actually science and logic, AKA Earth. The world they lived on was Globalobalania, where logic was DEAD. But back to the story.
Ebony and Spoon somehow ended up in Taylor Swift's dressing room. She was putting on makeup when they came on.
"aaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!" she cried dramatically. Then she went super saiyan and started throwing flaming balls of makeup at them.
Ebony started hyperventilating or something and picked up spoon on his back. They ran down the hallway dodging flaming mascara, concealer, etc.
the entire floor was on fire. ebony ran into the elevator and quickly pressed the button to the bottom floor. as they descended, the floor that they were on entirely blew up. the rest of the building was fine though.
the doors opened. "okay," said ebony. "hopefully we dont run into anyo-oh come on."
Jojo siwa was back from the dead.
Spoon screamed like a little girl. Again. "HUMAN SHIELD!!" he yelled, pushing ebony towards jojo.
"OOF" said ebony, stumbling. in this process he accidentally touched a single strand of her receding blonde hair.
Jojo siwa froze. She looked at ebony. "you........ touchedd meee hiar..... uuuuuu DEEEMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed.
"NO PLZ" screamed spoon. "ILL BE LONELY CUZ I HAVE NO OTHER FRIENDS"
"fine, i wont subject you to death.." said jojo.
"thanks" said ebony. "ill do something EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!!" she cackled. the she started singing high top shoes.
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just then a woman walked down the hall. her heels clinked on the tile floor. her overly-curcled hair bounced with each step. "whats going on here, ms. siwa?" she said.
"these two ugly intruders sent me to the underworld after they illegally broke into the building." said jojo. "then they touched my BOOTIFULL hair. i was simply punishing them properly, ms. gore."
Spoon and Ebony both gasped. "LESLEY GOREEEEEE!!!!" screamed spoon. he fished around his coat pocket. he threw a pen at lesley gore. it fell to the ground harmlessly.
"Ha! Foolish chi-i mean, adult." laughed lesley. her evil grin faltered when the pen started beeping, and spoon and ebony started running.
"how'd you do that?" said ebony, just loud enough to be heard over the explosion.
"Wasnt that a cool pen?!' replied spoon. "i stole it from my military school before i was expelled!"
ebony decided it would be better if he just didnt ask anymore. from through the flames came the strumming of a ukulele.
they ran back into the elevator and went back up to the top floor. in the elevator, the best of Tom Jones was playing on repeat. It made things very hard to concentrate.
"okay, i think i know how to end her back to the sad ded side," said ebony once they were in the elevator somewhat safely.
once they got to the top floor, they just kinda waited for lesley and jojo to come up. and they did come up. the elevator door blew off with a loud bang and flew over their heads.
in the smoke, standing across the room, lelsey gore looked surprisingly intimidating. "ive had about enough of all these weird-looking-hot-young-male-homo-sapiens messing with my evil plans!!!" she thundered.
"HEY I AINT GAY--"
"spoon that means human" whispered ebony.
"oh."
"Your stupid vacuum cleaner will not stop me this time, mortal filth!" said lesley gore.
"how dare you!" spoon started arguing with lesley about vacuum cleaners. ebony rolled his eyes and made a portal behind lesley gore.
"vacuum cleaners suck-AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" she cried as she was sucked into the portal. "I WILL RETURN!!!" and she didnt and everything went back to normal.